so excuse me in advance while i just rant about my feelings and complain about my life real quick please and thanks.
my life is literally the best and i have absolutely no right to complain about anything or be sad or ungrateful or whatever, but i just laid on my freezing cold living room floor for 30 minutes thinking about all the people who've "abandoned" me... wait do i have abandonment issues? trust issues? wow self-discovery much?! i'm stressed friends. also its been legit like 2 years since i've posted and for some reason i've decided this is the best way to come back from the dead, cool cool cool tight tight tight. i just don't understand how people can have such little consideration or care for other people, but i guess its easy to forget about someone who is 8,000 miles away. now this isn't to say i'm perfect at keeping in touch (i'm the actual worst lil s/o to my peeps who feel this exact way but about me. i'm sorry and i deserve to step on 8,000 legos) cause i suck too, but i feel like i try ya know? idk i guess i just have the kinda face that says "make empty promises to me" and "never talk to me again" and "only be remotely interested in me when i'm thousands of miles away cause you can flirt with me without the underlying commitment" but also "pretend to have feelings for me when we are looking each other in the eyes but then literally never speak to me ever again please and thanksss". all that to say i'm super excited that i'm pretending to be a blogger again and that all zero of you friends are able to here my pointless rants and suffer through my lack of capitalization and run-on sentences and text talk cause i lazy and can do whatever the flip i want oxox eat crispy hashbrowns and say a quick "what's up" to my guy Jesus -eyssa
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here we are then, 2017; never thought we'd make it. boy has this year been something. as i have matured over this year (well at least i hope i have) i realized, so has the rest of the world.. the world is constantly growing and changing; transition to adapt to the maturing people who inhabit it. when people change, so does everything else. But i think we could all use a little change. change is good, although sometimes we don't think so. i think things need to change for us to grow, to mature. and that's precisely what we are gonna do. i think it's scary because the world has changed so much over so little time, but you wanna know what i think...
its a brave new world out there, go say hi. ok i've heard of love at first sight but these two morons take it too a whole other level. here we see another genius, good ole Shakespeare. he write about the stupidest teenagers, and that's saying a lot considering i've meet many... and being one myself, and decide its a good idea to get married immediately after they first met (seems i know where frozen got their inspiration from). so being the kind man he is, William knows this relationship will end terribly and does the right think by ending it early. long story short, he kills off the stupidest characters in the story and lets the characters still alive have their much deserved happy ending.
and second of all, no 17 year old ever falls in love with a 13 year old. i can't even get guys my own age to look at me twice let alone one 4 years older. also update, i kick thai language's butt. from myself, eat some hash browns who even invented cotton candy, like what in the world makes a person think "hey, i like sugar, what if we put it in a spinny thing and turned it into spider webs on a stick". who does that? i had cotton candy tonight (but apparently in thailand we call it candy floss) and a piece of advice, never take cotton candy outside in thailand. it's so humid that the floss started to melt and stick to my and and as you can imagine... was completely fantastic, but that's besides the point. the point is, what makes a person invent edible cotton/spider-webs/floss? wait hold on, i googled it. William Morrison in 1897. thank goodness for mr. Morrison here because county fairs and circuses would be doomed without him. also, i welcome irony to the conversation because sir william was a dentist. what kinda dentist invents straight sugar candy (or as he called it fairy floss)? obviously a brilliant one, more candy = more cavities, more cavities = more customers. win-win i'd say. in other news, magic is dope.
yours truly, eat some hash browns |
elyssa...is a very colorful character, to put it nicely. she often forgets capital letters and anything related to math. she is a human being currently sharing her love for God and people to the people of Thailand and the rest of the world. |